Kickboxing For Dummies

Step One: Have an over-inflated confidence in your ability to hang with, say...the class.

Step Two: Put on your best Bruce Lee face and act like it doesn't hurt that much...really.

Step Three: Suppress those crying and vomiting urges. There will be plenty of time for that after class.

Step Four: Don't be terribly intimidated by the fact that even your earlobes are sweating.

Step Five: Please, oh please, don't break wind during the final stretches.

Step Six: Go back to class again on Wednesday and repeat.


Leah said…
I am totally in on the "People-Who-Are-Fed-Up-With-Religious-Groups" group. Can I bring Woodchuck too?

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