Reading is Fun, and The Mind is a Terrible Thing

Upon the advice of my best friend's charming wife, I recently purchased a pair of drug store reading glasses. The difference that they have made in my life is extraordinary. Because I can now read again, I am spending a lot more time in the lavatory, much to the dismay of the wife, kids, and cats.

Now if I could only remember where I set the darn things.


Caryn said…
Tip #2: Get several pairs and place them around in bathroom, nightstand, glove compartment, etc., for easy retrieval. I keep meaning to do this myself.
James said…
Or, follow my advice, and get one very expensive pair from the optometrist's and misplace them after wearing them once or twice, and enjoy the cumulative effect of discovering your vision rapidly deteriorating.

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