Movie Review: The Legend of Zorro

Booooooooo! I've seen bad sequels, but this one was just pure evil. Antonio Banderas, who rocked in the Mask of Zorro, carried the Desperado series, and absolutely capitivated us in Assassins opposite Stallone, flopped in Legend of Zorro. I have been waiting and waiting for this sequel, and did it ever burst my bubble! What a tub-dumper!

The Legend of Zorro, other than having no plot, continuity, or acting talent, wasn't a total waste of an afternoon. Catherine Zeta-Jones' fake Spanish accent was a real hoot.

Bottom line: if you decide to rent this film, keep your mask on in the video store. You would better enjoy George Hamilton as Zorro: The Gay Blade.


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